to write the unwritable wrong ([info]zelempa) wrote in [info]paintedspires,

John/RayK/GTO by [info]zelempa

Title: The "Men Erotically Caressing on the Hood of a Car" Multifandom Mix and Match Kit
Artist: [info]zelempa
Rating: PG-13. There are boys kissing; they are all fully clothed.
Prompt: "Shep/Ray Kowalski making out, or sharing a pizza, or hanging out on the hood of the GTO."
Medium: Drawings, cut out and rearranged. Who needs Photoshop layers? Not Zelempa!
Pairing(s): John Sheppard (SGA)/Ray Kowalski (Due South); various BSOs
Notes: The beauty of this project is that it can be infinitely expanded (for fannish cheesecake-calendar-making purposes or what have you), but I think this is a solid starter kit.
Preview:
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[info]leyna55

April 23 2008, 11:59:36 UTC 4 years ago

Ha! Brilliant idea! (Hello, do we share a brain?)
I'm very impressed that you did all this in in tradition media, too! I like Ray the best (love his pose - so typically Ray), but I think Fraser/Rodney just broke my brain a little in a good way. (John/Ray has been there since the prompt list)

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 13:14:12 UTC 4 years ago

I know, I noticed that when I went to post today! It's Mix and Match Day! Collect 'em, trade 'em, make 'em fall in love.

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[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 13:14:59 UTC 4 years ago

He's so shy! Look at 'im blush!

Thank you. :)

[info]newkidfan

April 23 2008, 12:05:45 UTC 4 years ago

That's brilliant. One big kissing orgy. :)

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 14:09:22 UTC 4 years ago

hee, I should have done a big group shot. I guess there's still time :)

[info]kyuuketsukirui

April 23 2008, 12:08:34 UTC 4 years ago

Ahaha! That's hilarious! Those would be great made into fridge magnets.

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 13:18:14 UTC 4 years ago

Dude, that would be awesome. I did have to cut slits in some of them to slide the other guys' arms into though. (YIKES is that as dirty as I think it is?)

[info]clear_as_blood

April 23 2008, 12:10:19 UTC 4 years ago

This is too great. I like how you did everyone in a way that gave them all very distinct poses, yet still sort of mix-and-matchable. Really creative.

On a side note, I'm slightly miffed that there was no Ray/Rodney. That would've just been all kinds of awesome. (Not that this still isn't awesome or anything. 2904ywpeho3sL)

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 13:23:25 UTC 4 years ago

Thanks!

The problem is that Ray and Rodney are pointing the same direction (I had to make them both face John, as John/Ray and John/Rodney were of paramount importance). So it's not completely mix-and-matchable, as there are right-facing guys and left-facing guys.

Oh no, have I created a new arbitrary system of gender? Pairs of two right-facing or left-facing guys are going to figure out how to kiss the backs of each other's heads or something. They will have to fight for their unexpected and societally-frowned-upon yet purest love!

Or I could just draw on the backs of the cards.

[info]cat_latin

April 23 2008, 12:18:44 UTC 4 years ago

"Multifandom Mix and Match Kit" needs to either become trademarked, or become it's own fan art genre. That idea is fucking brilliant, and your illustrations are the perfect style for it.

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 14:10:08 UTC 4 years ago

Oooooh, I hope it catches on!

[info]cat_latin

April 23 2008, 12:20:39 UTC 4 years ago

Ok, I want these as fridge magnets.

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 14:09:49 UTC 4 years ago

I kind of do too, now. *ponders*

[info]panisdead

April 23 2008, 13:22:33 UTC 4 years ago

That's hilarious! :D

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 14:09:38 UTC 4 years ago

Thanks!

[info]gaffsie

April 23 2008, 14:46:11 UTC 4 years ago

Haha, that poor GTO sure gets a lot of abuse. :D

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 17:33:32 UTC 4 years ago

I know, man. And much by people who have no business on the GTO to begin with. Ray's gotta come out with a broom or a hose or something.

[info]jhava

April 23 2008, 14:46:32 UTC 4 years ago

Excellent idea and well executed! And yay for the mix and match :D

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 17:35:21 UTC 4 years ago

Thank you!

[info]rokeon

April 23 2008, 15:39:09 UTC 4 years ago

the experimental hair club for men

Win!

Why were there no paper dolls like this when we were kids??

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 17:41:06 UTC 4 years ago

There were, if you were interested in pairings like Shirley Temple/Margaret O'Brien or Twelve Oaks Barbeque Scarlett O'Hara/Scarlett O'Hara in drapery dress.



(<3 experimental hair)

[info]maxinemayer

April 23 2008, 16:11:53 UTC 4 years ago

John/RayK/GTO - art

Oh, I love this! So simple yet so very evocative! Yay, you!
Love, max

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 17:41:59 UTC 4 years ago

Re: John/RayK/GTO - art

Thank you! :D

[info]everysecondtues

April 23 2008, 16:51:10 UTC 4 years ago

That's made of win. I love that TS got thrown in, too. I love your comments under each picture, as well.

[info]zelempa

April 23 2008, 17:44:35 UTC 4 years ago

Thanks! I am unable to resist drawing/mentioning/thinking about the TS boys in any situation in which it might be mildly, tangentially semi-appropriate.

[info]miso_no_tsuki

April 23 2008, 22:29:51 UTC 4 years ago

*snorfles*
This is *SO* good.I love the mix-your-own-fandom kit! Somewhere there is a fanfic with Rodney as a Mountie(RCMP) sergeant. Now *there's a crossover!

[info]zelempa

April 24 2008, 11:29:12 UTC 4 years ago

I'm sure there's crossovers for all of these. There is now, anyway!

Thanks!

[info]runpunkrun

April 24 2008, 02:17:22 UTC 4 years ago

I kind of love how this is, like, an OTP car-makeout paperdoll set. Mix-n-match! Also, I really love the Experimental Hair Club for Men. John and Ray could go to the stylist together and egg each other on to greater and greater experimental hair heights.

[info]zelempa

April 24 2008, 11:34:11 UTC 4 years ago

Hee hee. I maybe should have made little outfits for them? Little gun holsters for various areas? On the other hand, once could think of the car as the undressed doll, and you dress it up with various amorous BSOs.

Ray and John at the stylist would have been great. Better yet they could do each other's hair. (It's a trust thing.)

[info]runpunkrun

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[info]cupidsbow

April 24 2008, 03:00:36 UTC 4 years ago

That is awesome!

[info]zelempa

April 24 2008, 11:34:19 UTC 4 years ago

Thanks!

[info]terribilita

April 24 2008, 06:34:57 UTC 4 years ago

Haha, hilarious. I gotta admit that I loved how you included the all important OTP...and then some other variations to boot. Oh, to be that GTO!

[info]zelempa

April 24 2008, 11:34:58 UTC 4 years ago

Hee. Guys sitting on you, making out with each other, ignoring you...

(Yeah, I kind of see your point.)

[info]gnine

April 24 2008, 09:28:30 UTC 4 years ago

Bahah! Oh, awesome, I loved the how did these guys get in there. Hehe, yay for crossovers...as well as correct OTPs ^_- Great job!

[info]zelempa

April 24 2008, 11:35:43 UTC 4 years ago

Thank you! :D A surprise appearance by Jim and Blair always makes *my* night.

[info]xparrot

April 24 2008, 09:39:09 UTC 4 years ago

Mwaaha! The "No, my OTP!" cracked me up...that's just what I was thinking! And then, out of nowhere, Jim & Blair! Much fun!

--wait, these are actual paper cutout? That is AWESOME! (me want! slashy paper dolls = best thing evah!)

[info]zelempa

April 24 2008, 11:42:29 UTC 4 years ago

Yeah, it probably would have been easier in photoshop but, you know, I'm a Luddite. And there's something sort of pleasingly challenging about trying to make the right cuts so that the guys hang together as cohesive units, together or apart.

(Hey, that's kind of romantic, maybe. Replace "cuts" with "compromises", maybe? I don't know. If it's relevant I also used tape.)

[info]tinnny

April 24 2008, 20:10:39 UTC 4 years ago

*LOL*

Your entry is definitely the one that made me laugh the most.

It's an absolutely wonderful, cracktastic idea, very worthy of the prompt!

Great work!

[info]zelempa

April 25 2008, 11:32:07 UTC 4 years ago

Thanks! I do like crack!art.

[info]busaikko

April 25 2008, 04:18:41 UTC 4 years ago

This is glorious! I spent the first five years of my life in love with paper dolls -- and you have opened my eyes to the joys of playing with slash pairings! The love! The crack! The potential for a slashy, slashy orgy! I so love you for this ♥

[info]zelempa

April 25 2008, 11:48:25 UTC 4 years ago

Yes! :)

I don't think I have the patience to do traditional paperdolls for the boys (although it occurs to me that I once did one for Illya Kuriyaken, but I digress), so come on, Sci Fi, you are missing out on a seriously needed tie-in product. You have a large female fan base; it's time to stop relying on traditional sci-fi merchandising alone and take a page from Strawberry Shortcake's book!

[info]gardendoor

April 25 2008, 18:56:28 UTC 4 years ago

Squee! Oh my god, choose your own pairing! Fantastic! And I love that you snuck Jim and Blair in there...

[info]zelempa

April 25 2008, 20:27:15 UTC 4 years ago

Thanks! Any excuse to bring in my not-so-secret otp (which liberty has gotten a remarkably good reception in what is ostensibly a celebration of SGA, so yay. :) )

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[info]zelempa

May 9 2008, 15:51:58 UTC 4 years ago

Hair OTP!

Thanks! :)

[info]fullygoldy

May 10 2008, 01:36:27 UTC 4 years ago

These are really adorable! And yes, I'm in that half that came over from dS, LOL.

[info]zelempa

May 11 2008, 23:05:32 UTC 4 years ago

I sort of came over TO DS from SGA. Hi! :D And thanks!
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